Performance Review Of The Damned

by Matthew Green

It was an easy question to answer.  “I spend a lot of time thinking about zombies, actually.”

“Then tell me about your accomplishments for the year.  How many traps have you completed?”

“About seven dozen, give or take.”

“And how many of those were deployed?”

“All of them.”  A moment, then “Can you tell me how many of my traps caught a zombie?”

The supervisor shifted in place.  “That’s secured information.”

“Well, I think it’s relevant.  I keep building traps, and they keep being sent out, but I never hear that we’ve caught any.”

“You don’t have to worry about that.”

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